About Me
Hi, I’m Jonathan. That’s your lot.
What’s your favourite colour?
Ooh, how probing. It’s blue.
Does that mean you support the Conservatives?
No.
I really want to marry you.
No.
Does that mean you’re gay/bi?
No.
Do you need viagra?
No. You are now being redirected to /dev/null.
Will you fix my computer for me?
No.
Your website sucks.
Then try looking here.
Are you paying too much on your car insurance?
Once you’ve grasped the concept of trains you don’t worry too much about that sort of thing.
Who are you?
I am a human being from the planet Earth. When I’m not working, you’ll find me pressing buttons trying to get computers to work, playing OpenTTD, or firing blogging bullets (out of a cannon) at things like the BNP, the Daily Mail, Microsoft etc on this web site.
About the Site
Why’s it called Crashed Pips?
It’s named after the infuriating habit of BBC Radio 2 DJ Sir Terry Wogan, in which he will crash straight out of a record into the top-of-the-hour time signal. It represents the awful mix in Windows of things that are decorative (like the Teletubby-style buttons) and things which are functional (like the command prompt).
Why hasn’t my comment appeared on the site?
Anything goes for a comment on this site, as long as it is legal (which goes without saying) and isn’t spam. If your comment has gone missing and it didn’t fall into either of these two categories, then chances are that there might have been a hard drive reset on WordPress’s server and it got lost.
And now for some pictures.
This is a Uniross brand rechargeable ‘AA’ type cell.
And this is the reverse side of a 3.5″ floppy diskette.
